Lakeview Samurai

As I was walking last Friday night, a figure moved in Wrigley’s light. I looked him over He looked at me My Clark and Addison mystery. As he began to dance I stood there - frozen in a trance!

Lakeview Samurai Katana down his lulu leggings My oh my! Airpods under his kabuto - Volume on high! Lakeview Samurai!

Lakeview Samurai Yoga mat and omamori Don’t ask why! Seppuku when they traded Rizzo - Almost died! Lakeview Samurai!

From downtown’s ghost town He marches forth. Tourists freak out In River North. Hipsters in Old Town? They call the cops! In Lincoln Park They shutter their shops. But here in Lakeview East I think we notice him the least.

Lakeview Samurai Kusari-yama hydro flask Scary guy! Yumi, ya and matcha latte - Flying high! Lakeview Samurai!

Lakeview Samurai Smartwatch and an inrō - He can accessorize! Kazaritsuke by Aesop Tints and dyes Lakeview Samurai!

Konichiwa! Ko-ni-chi-wa! Konichiwa! Oh, ko-ni-chi-wa! Konichiwa! Oh, ko-ni-chi-wa! Konichiwa! Oh, ko-ni-chi-waaaaaa-waaaaaa…

(Ian shouts: “watch it with that katana!!!”)

Lakeview Samurai Katana down his lulu leggings My oh my! Airpods under his kabuto - Volume on high! Lakeview Samurai!

Lakeview Samurai Yoga mat and omamori Don’t ask why! Seppuku when they traded Rizzo - Almost died! Lakeview Samurai!